Lucy Montgomery's Variety Pack is a multi-paced, one woman Fast Show for Radio 4 showcasing the exceptional talents of Lucy Montgomery. Featuring Lucy Montgomery, Philip Pope, Sally Grace, Waen Shepherd and Natalie Walter. In this episode we meet Daisy, the chattering public schoolgirl's parents and find out why the Mona Lisa has been dumped by the Laughing Cavalier. Plus, a Police Officer who can't find the right words, a street survey that probes too far and Candi Karmel's sister makes an appearance. Written by Lucy Montgomery with additional material by Steven Burge and Dan Tetsell. Music by Philip Pope. Producer by Katie Tyrrell.