外星小战斗阿部察察因任务失败滞留地球，附在已死的唐府小庶女身上。性情大变、面瘫嗜肉、不通人情什么的都是小事，但七岁空手斩野猪、绣技高超震世人、扫平各路女眷打压、远赴战场声名赫赫是要闹哪样？软妹子宅斗不带这样游刃有余的！先是不得宠的庶女，再做太子替身，后又成鬼面军师......她到底要换多少身份？"为什么我总捡别人剩下的？"在被接连不断且毫无技术含量的暗杀下偶尔吐吐槽也别这么淡定啊！果然地球人的脑回路是无法计算的吗？被所有人当做弱智傻七的某人决定当个潇洒的吃货。无意参与纷争却琐事缠身，好不容易一一搞定，眼看任务将要达成，为啥付出这么多最终落得要被大联盟流放的下场？不科学！她要回家！流放地球？她呵呵了......世子、侯爷、将军、少爷、王子、皇帝......这么多好货色要挑一个度过余生啊。╮(╯▽╰)╭你猜，谁最终谁能降服外星人？（嘲讽脸）颤抖吧，这丧尸的人设（持续嘲讽脸）阿部察察：即唐七唐青叶。小宅门庶女，外星人附体，热爱肉搏，武力值爆棚。唐靖风：唐家老五，柔弱小帅哥一枚，被自家妹妹吃得死死的。被主线践踏。岑三：正常少年；朱麒玉：美型世子；方翰奇：苦逼小侯爷；楼远征：隐忍小将军；朱煜文：悲剧小皇帝；萨尔：蛮族王子，怎么漂亮怎么来。( Abuchacha, the alien warrior, was detained on earth for the failure task. It possessed the body of daughter of concubine in Tang Mansion by spirit. Huge change of temperament, facial paralysis and addicted to meat, treating human feelings indifferently are all small things. But what the hell of cutting pig by hand, possessing excellent embroidered skill, settling the pressure of the womenfolk of a family and going to the battlefield and having awe-inspiring fame when she is in the age of seven? It is nonsense for a mild girl treats family fight with skill and ease! She promoted from a daughter of concubine without favor to the substitute of prince, and finally became the military counselor with ghost face...... How many identities would she change? "Why I always pick up the things which others remained?" under the constant and no technical content assassinations, don't stay calm when complaining occasionally! The brain loop of the earthman is really beyond calculation? Someone, who is treated as the mental retardation and stupid seven by all the people, decided to be a rakish foodie. She has no attention to involving into dispute but tangled by trifles, after finally settling them down one by one, the task will complete in a moment, why has the end of exiling by grand alliance after contributing a lot? It is not scientific! She wants to go home! Exiled on earth? She laughed......eldest son of the emperor by his empress, duke, general, childe, prince, emperor......I should pick one of them to spend my remaining years. ╮(╯▽╰)╭ You can guess, who could let the alien surrender? (sneer face) Tremble, this inhumane (constant sneer face) Abuchacha: That is Tang Seven of Tang Qingye. The daughter of concubine of small mansion gate, possessed by alien, likes fight hand-to-hand, has unbelievable force. Tang Jingfeng: The fifth child of family Tang, is a weak handsome boy, controlled by his younger sister entirely, and trampled by the main line of the story. Cen San: A normal juvenile. Zhu Qiyu: Beautiful eldest son of the emperor by his empress. Fang Hanqi: Arduous duke. Lou Yuanzheng: Tolerant general. Zhu Yuwen: Tragic emperor. Sa Er: Prince of savage nationality with great beauty. )