Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy—he has a Masters degree in such things—this time he thinks he’s a soccer superstar.
Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier, while also showing off his mad skills.
WARNING! Lots of jokes abound in this slim, silly story. Do not drink milk while reading unless you like it coming out your nose!
Approximately 4,000 words, 12 images, and 1 silly soccer superstar. 
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