Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book. Sample Book Insights: #1 It's hard to get people to like you, but it's even harder to keep people liking you. You have to care about what you say, but you don't have to care about what people think of you. #2 I want to share my stories with you, so you can see what I'm really like. I'm excited to get to know you, and I hope you enjoy reading about my life. #3 The key to looking glamorous is to never sit up straight. It implies you have not eaten enough to have the strength to sit like a regular person, which is typically sexy. The secret to looking beautiful is to never sit up straight. #4 The first thing you need to know about having gorgeous hair is that the weight of it gives you a splitting headache. The real trick to having gorgeous hair is quantity. To keep up with the trend, everyone uses hair extensions.